Time to try old trusty again.
"So coming back, why should we be hyped about E3? If you just want to take a stab at that one, I'd appreciate it."
Lots of laughter -- not what I was hoping for, but better than being kicked out of the room.

"First of all, off the record, Matt, can we just shut that off for a second? I rarely do what I'm about to do with you,"
she says.

Without delay, I push the pause buttons on my recording devices.

That's when Kaigler tells me something so megatonian-huge that I dare not repeat it because it would simply blow your mind.
You could not handle it, trust me, so don't even think about it. Put it out of your mind, people.

All right, she doesn't tell me anything of the sort. But I wish she did. Does that count?