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　　Houston should sign her. In the introduction of players, she (in Yaos uni) goes to the court, and voila! Shaq realizes Yao suddenly becomes shorter. Shaq tells coach before the game that his conscience can not permit him to go against this "midget." Shaq goes home and parties hard, laughing.. the real Yao enters the game. Advantage Houston.
　　
　　休斯敦应该签下她嘛。这样的话，当比赛开始介绍出场球员的时候，她就穿上姚明的球衣跑到场上，然后……注意哦！奥胖发现姚明怎么变矮了，于是奥胖对他的教练说，如果和这个矮子打球，他良心上过意不去。于是奥胖回家开party玩去了。接下来，真正的姚明上场了。休斯敦获得优势:lol:lol;P;P